Sunday, 17 June 2012

This wine...I like it! ANOTHER! *smashes wine glass*

Man, I woke up so damn late today. Well, late for you guys, kinda early for me. 12:30? Maybe? Sometime around then. I really didn't want to, but I went to store with my mom cause she's paranoid and doesn't wanna go places on her own. So we went to get dinner, we were at the butcher there and I pointed to this beef roast and I said "What about this one?" Cause she wanted a beef. "Um. No, I think that's too big." :I "No, I'm pretty sure it's a bit too small." "Sweetie, it really is too big." NO. "Dude. It's too small. I could eat half of that." I didn't see, but the butcher gave me a really weird look, according to mom. She bought it. Before that, we found some cute little potatoes, SO CUTE AND SMALL.

Then we came home~. And then there was this huge chunk of time where I don't remember. Guess nothing interesting happened. Then my mom called me down and was all "CLAUDIA! DINNER'S DONE!" and I was all "K bro!". I'll tell you all now, I love beef. SO. DAMN. MUCH. So I ran down the stairs and was first to the table. Well, first to the couch. Cause one of my aunts and my grandma came over to eat as well. So I sat on one couch, my aunt on the other, my brother, mom and grandma at the table. And I long wait was finally over, turns out my mom hadn't opened the Italian wine before because she was saving it for a roast, which we had today. I saw it and I was thinking "Oh God yes. Yes. Yes.". Cause Italian wine will always be best wine. It also turns out that the beef I chose was just enough for everyone. Everyone except my aunt and brother and me (mom and grandma, basically) was drinking this wine. I was thinking "Dude. This is the day. The day when all your dreams come true. The day. When you get. To try Italian wine.". Then, my mom said to my brother, "Lennie, do you want to try it?" He shook his head. :I. Then she went "Claudia? You want some?" "Uh. Sure, why not?" I died inside. It was reeeally good. And I love grapes so damn much. Like. So damn much. Like holy fucking shit I love grapes. Fuck that Spanish wine, it's shit.

So I only had a small mouthful of that, then gave it back. (=STOP. SAYING. SO. SO MUCH.= NO. FUCK YOU.) I ate a big slice of beef, loads of potatoes (and had extras after.) and lots of yorkshire puddings. With lotsa gravy. Then me, mom and grandma chilled outside while they drank the wine. Cause it had a cork, so it couldn't be re-sealed. And my mom said she couldn't just leave it open cause she'd knock it over and it would go EVERYWHERE. Then grandma left and my mom was there, finishing this wine. (Dudebros, don't worry. My mom's not an alcoholic. We're responsible Ital- =You've said this before.= I know but still! =NO.=)
I looked at the plant pot behind her, and said "Dude. That's quite the thistle you've got there...". Cause it  really looked like a thistle. And she was all "Dude. That's a carrot stalk." WAT. This thing was huuuuge~. She just left it for aaaages~. And then she poured the last glass of it and I was like "Geez, you can't have ALL of it!". And she was all "I so can. I handle alcohol really well." And then we talked about stuff I can't remember, the next sentence I remember was me, "Yeah well what'd you feel like if someone took your glass of wine, huh?" and I took the glass off the table. She didn't even care. Then she said stuff and something else and then "This drink...I like it! ANOTHER! *pretends to throw glass on floor*". Cause we're totally not obsessed with The Avengers. (*coughcoughLokiisrightfulkingcoughcoughcough*)

And now post are online because my mom completely went against all this responsible partially Italian stuff I've been saying by getting nicely drunk. She drank the last half of her b-day wine so I've hid the bottle of Spanish until she's ready. Or until I'm ready to give it back. I tried to give her cold coffee and the box of hot chocolate but she's not THAT drunk. She isn't actually that drunk. Really. Just a bit tipsy.

So this post is waaay too long and I'm not gonna waste any more of your time, hehehehehe~ ^.^
Goodbye~

Sunday, 10 June 2012

Ezio The Lime.

Goddamn it's been awhile...A week, I think. Or more. 9 days. Close enough.
Anyways~~ SO. "Where have I been these 9/10 days?" You ask. Well, my good 88 pageviews, I have been visiting my uncle, his partner and their baby.

Monday: Left the train station at like, 7:30. AM. :I

Tuesday: Went on a walk to a place with lotsa trees. Ferry Meadows, if i'm not horribly mistaken again. Lots of adventuring w/ the 16yr old bro.

Wednesday: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WEDNESDAY WAS AWESOME. Two movies in one day, not the point. Me and le bro saw Men in Black 3, it was pretty cool, yeah. Go watch it 'n' all. Seriously do, though. BUT. Before that (yes, two in one day~ =you said.= shit, yeah. >.> <.<) we saw....THE AVENGERS. (=fuck you, that's not even the proper name.= YES IT IS. FUCK OFF.)  IT. WAS. FUCKING. AWESOME. (=chill the swearing...= NO. FUCK YOU.) I had wanted to see this film for so damn long. And I was so close to getting it sometime the week before. But yeah. Tears were actually shed when Coulson 'died'. Died in 'these' cause he isn't actually. Before I went in, I was all "You ain't gonna cry, Claudia. It's not that big a deal." Oh. It was. And waaaaay before that, when Loki was all being a badass and had all those people kneeling in front of him, I was thinkning "If I was there, as soon as I saw that bastard, I'd be on my knees. Cause he's the boss, man." And then I'd turn out to be a spy and help the Avengers take him down. Fuck you, I'm not obsessed.

Thursday: Horse riding, was awesome~ Horses are pretty cool. I want a horse one day, then I could run around Rome on my horse and run into random people. Just like the games. Nope. Totally not obsessed with Ass. Creed.

Friday: Godamn this baby loves me. I am her performing seal, and a toy for her to crawl over. The past like, 3 days she was crawling over me for my red headband, making me push her around on this thing. It's a. A. A thing. That. Yes. SO then at the end of that day we had to leave. On the train/s we talked about things. Me, mom and le bro. Mom's friend was gonna come visit at the end of July but she found it to be too expensive. She was gonna bring mom a Coulson doll she's making and bring along her Tony one as well. She's making one for each Avenger and already has a Fury one. I want a Thor one. And each of the others. I WANT THEM ALL. (=Geez, Greed. Cool it.=)

Ok and not much happened yesterday. Today though, I decided I'm going to start bringing this one lime to school, so I can talk to it in class. He is called Ezio The Lime. Cause I'm totally not obsessed with Ass. Creed. (=*coughorEziocoughcough*=) And he shall be glorious. Along side Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH.

And that's all I've gotta say. School tomorrow. Ezio The Lime's first day, he's pretty nervous. So yeah.
Goodbye~

Friday, 1 June 2012

NO PAPER TO DRAW ON T_T

//cry cry cry// I filled up my sketch book a couple days ago, and I went to go draw something in it, and then noticed I not only have filled up my sketch book, but i can't seem to be able to find any spare paper to draw on either... ;-;
Today was the last day of half term at school...It was OK...I guess. In all the classes I was in that played music, *cough ONE cough cough* they played reaaally shit music. Like. Really shit music. Things like rap and that weird shit pop stuff. We had to leave the lesson just as we got the teacher to play My Chemical Romance ;-;.

Also, my mom bought two new wines from Abel and Cole a few days ago. Before you ask, it IS ok to give children wine! I had like, a third of a wine glass and I didn't even drink all of it. Cause my family are responsible Italian (partially Italian) people! Point: There is a Spanish (Damned Rodrigo Borgia, you Spanish Assassin hater!) and an Italian (Go Ezio!) one. Whenever I enter the kitchen I look intently at the Italian bottle. Sat there next to the 3/4 empty Spanish. Then look at Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH hung on the handle to the counter next to it. And wait. For like, 3 years I've wanted to know what Italian wine tastes like. Soon. Actually, not very soon at all. My mom drinks alcohol very, very slowly. Sigh. It will happen one day. I just wished she'd have opened it first. //totallynotobsessedwithAss.Creed//

Skyrim. Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim. (Skyrim.) Very interesting day indeed in the province of the dragons. I did the Clavicus Vile quest (favourite Daedra. Of all time. "A Daedra's Best Friend") and, to be honest, I would have kept his Rueful Axe if it wasn't two handed. I use one handed weapons. I reeeally wanted to kill Barbas, which was what you had to do to get the axe, but my brother was all "Noooo! You want the helmeeeet! Get the heeelmeeet~~" and my aunt was like "NOOO~ Don't kiill Baarbaaas~". So I was like "FINE. I'LL GET THE DAMNED MASK.". And then I was never to hear the voice of my favourite Prince again. Sigh. THEN. Then, I went to Shearpoint and got the Throw Voice Thu'um (I think that's how you spell it...) after fighting a Dragon (Shadowmere helped c:) and the Dragon Priest (Shadowmere as well. And I'd like the thank my Flame Atronach because she is amazing and is a big help.). YAY THROW VOICE. It's also great that I got to use the dragon soul I just got from the dragon to unlock it. And the word wall gives you all three words of it. Turns out I caught Vamparism from something or another. Good thing I happened to have a random black soul gem lying around in my inventory. The quest wasn't hard to find and I was cured in no time. There was also this annoying Blood Dragon flying around that kept coming and leaving. Then at about 3/4 health, it just disappeared into the distance, never to be seen again.

Goddamn webcam broke ;-;. I shall find my camera and take picture of Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH on there. And then you shall see him in all his mysterious wisdom and grace.

Whelp. Imma go off and try to find some paper to draw on....Also going Manchester w/ friends tomorrow so I will update on that. I swear, I will drag them to Forbidden Planet if I must. One friend, I ain't mentioning names for sake of privacy (she'd murder me. Amelia doesn't care. I call say Amelia.), doesn't like the fact that it's a 'Geek Shop', it was the only way I could describe it. I need to go in there to buy Volume 7 (and/or more if there's another sale on *wide eyes*) of Fullmetal Alchemist. I WILL HAVE THEM AAAALL. That reminds me, today there was a new (Katekyo) Hitman Reborn (!) online. It was great.
ANYWAYS. I have to go before I start another rant. Say bye, Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH~!

Goodbye~

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Living in the canyon of WOAH here.

You'd know what the canyon of Woah was if you watched enough Far Lands or Bust. e_e
So I've just looked, and the pageviews for this blog has just gone over 80. 80! That's 20 off 100!
I never knew my life was so interesting... =It isn't= Exactly!

Well. Looks like I'm not going to be able to post pictures of Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH or my guitar. I lost my camera T_T =I saw what you nearly did. You nearly wrote "I lost my GUITAR.= <--- God I hate myself sometimes. Or rather, put 'Sithis' instead of 'God'. Cause I'm totally not a Skyrim freak. SOOO, no pictures.

Amelia told our History teacher about how I told her about how my mom nearly wrote me a sick note saying I was on a secret mission. Well, she did but I wouldn't leave the house 'till she wrote me a proper one. She said our teacher was going to ask me how the last mission went. Cause I was off Monday and Tuesday. I was actually ill Monday and on Tuesday I woke up at 1 o'clock. In the afternoon. NO. 2 o'clock.

Also, finished Ass. Creed Renaissance book and now onto Brotherhood. YAY MORE EZIO. Totally not obsessed with Ezio/Ass. Creed. Aunt got Revelations book so YAY all four books! Lets wait for him to make one for Ass. Creed 3 now... Of course it will be great.

So I've got that to look forward to tomorrow. Happy days ¬_¬
I noticed, I use 'so' and 'cause' a lot. A loooot.

I can't think of much else to say...I'm really gonna try hard to get those pics up. YOU NEED TO SEE THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS EZIO AUDITORE MINI PLUSH.

Goodbye~

Monday, 21 May 2012

E chord, E chord, E chord!

Damn me and my want to learn guitar. Yes, I'm learning electric guitar now.MY FINGERS. HURT. SO MUCH. Damn chords. Damn wires. But now I can play E chord practically perfectly. After a try or two. So we're making progress! Next time I post, I'll upload a pick of me w/ the guitar of epic awesomeness. But we're gonna stop at E chord today cause my hands hurt like hell. We'll go for A chord tomorrow.

So I went to school today after being off for Thursday and Friday last week. It didn't go very well. I'll give you the summary:
Morning: Tried to stay home by pretending to sleep at various times. FAILED. Was late and had to get taxi to school. Got there on time, though.
Form: Sleep. Showed people my mini Ezio (Auditore Da Firenze) plush keyring thing. SUCCESS. Will post picture of Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH next time.
1st Lesson: French. Wanted to sleep. Did not. Had to work and actually concentrate. FAILED.
2nd Lesson: I like Science. Had to do catch up work though. Very tired. Wanted sleep, did not. FAILED.
Break: In the computers room place (called PLC, Partnership Learning Centre or something like that. It's a room with a shit load of computers and a lot of tables), checked out some new things on the school system with Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH sat next to the keyboard. Got many weird looks. SUCCESS.
3rd Lesson: P.E. Hate P.E. right now. Never have a partner. Did this time, don't like her though. Just wanted lesson to be over. FAILED.
4th Lesson: I love Social Studies. But I didn't enjoy today's lesson. It was a bit boring. FAILED.
Lunch: I never eat lunch so I was hungry. Had my Assassin's Creed (Ass. Creed) book. The second one, Renaissance. The first Ezio one. Also brought Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH and got many more weird looks. The more the better, I say. SUCCESS.
5th Lesson: Talked to people, glued in pictures. Alright lesson. SUCCESS.
6th Lesson: Best. Lesson. Ever. Showed lotsa people my Ass. Creed book and showed the person I sit next to Ezio Auditore MINI PLUSH. Then I slept. And copied work. And slept. And then all was good in the world. SUCCESS.
Bus Home: Talked with two people. One of which I can now class as a new friend. WOO. SUCCESS.

Wow. Long post. Well I'm gonna cut us short here and go watch me some Fullmetal Alchemist.
Goodbye~

Saturday, 12 May 2012

Links, links everywhere...

Yeah, I've been watching DexterityBonus' videos this last week or so and yesterday I started watching her DODGER PLAYS: Dead Space videos on her other channel, PressHeartToContinue. She's pretty awesome and so are her videos.
DexterityBonus: http://www.youtube.com/user/DexterityBonus?feature=watch
PressHeartToContinue: http://www.youtube.com/user/PressHeartToContinue?feature=watch

I do actually have coffee though. And it's good coffee. I up about 2pm and today I am wearing my favourite pair of jeans with a random nice grey t-shirt I discovered in my clothes last night.  We've been the computer since waking up and the day's been spent watching Dodger and Kurtjmac with his Far Lands or Bust!  You guys should go watch those too, he's walking to the Far Lands for charity! I'll link you to his channel as well so you can go watch those, too.
Far Lands Or Bust!: http://www.youtube.com/user/kurtjmac?feature=g-all-u

Wow. A lot of links in this one... o.o

I decided I'm going to start wearing jeans and T-shirts more now. I just like the look better, it's more comfortable and casual. What was that flares? Oh, I love you too! I love my flare jeans, they're amazing. Also, my red headband is amazing. I feel empty when I'm not wearing it...In fact...I was thinking about starting to wear it to school...I have done before, but that's only when my hair's tied up.

That's really all I can think of...So I'll see you tomorrow. If I post tomorrow.
Goodbye~

Thursday, 10 May 2012

T_T

Gah. So...Ill... ;-;
I've been really sickly yesterday and today, so I didn't go to school and therefore, today's post will not be very interesting. It was my brother's birthday yesterday, he's 16 now. I got him a Gameboy (Advanced SP) which I think he liked...
Also, my mom's signed me up for this under 16s gym thing...I need to be able to run long distances for that zombie apocalypse in December. Yeah, I don't think the 21st is going to be all earthquakes and shit, I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a zombie apocalypse.
Erm...What else can I talk about...
OK, so there isn't anything else to say, sorry. Going to school for sure tomorrow so the next post'll be longer.
Goodbye~